Peter on Family Ties

"when i say that i HATE my family, i simply mean that love them with unconditional attitude."

Peter on Slain in the Spirit Videos

"it's making me hate religion... all over again"*

*watching youtube videos of people getting "slain in the spirit"

Peter on Education

"i'll educate these fuckin' bastards and send em fuckin' sideways!*"

*said upon seeing that his local area wanted to raise taxes to help increase funding for education.

Peter on Country Music, Part 4

"this song* makes me want to put a shotgun to my face just to dull the mood."

*any random country song.

Peter on The N Word

"get the fuck over it, cowboy the fuck up, and grow a set of man slacks, ok?"

Peter on Motivation, Part 2

"if you're gonna be an asshole, be the biggest one you can be."

Peter on Personal Space

"most people's concept of personal space is, you know, right up in their face. one or two feet around them. my personal space extends out to like the rest of the house. you know, the dining room, the kitchen, and then out to the ditch."

Peter on The Circle of Safety, Part 3

"seriously, there's a circle of safety. the circle of safety is about ten/fifteen feet around me."

Peter on Holidays, Part 5

"just waiting for the stupid ass holidays to be over so that NORMAL can start back up and everyone who is joyous will get back to being down-trodden by the man once again. like it should be.*"

*peter's response when asked what he was up to between Christmas and new years.

Peter on Self-Determination

"i will do as i will when i will and not a second sooner."

Peter on The Truth and The Consequences, Part 2

"i'm sorry, when i'm doing shit, if the dog get in the way of the tv, the dog get kicked."

Peter on Everyone

"everyone who isn't me, bothers me."

Peter on Billing

"what are these bastards going to do, come to my house 2 weeks before christmas and break my goddamn legs if i don’t pay? and, hey, here’s an idea: when someone checks “bill me later,” try doing that! i haven’t received any goods or services from these people yet they're all up in my anus! if i don’t pay then close my account and stop being assholes about it!"

Peter on Complaining

"i can't complain, but i want to complain."

Peter on Make-A-Wish

"where the fuck was make-a-wish all those years ago when i was a little kid crying myself to sleep?"

Peter on His Bad Side

"don't be getting on my bad side... either of them."

Peter on Life

"i feel like i might be dying a little bit every day."

Peter on Churches

"churches are supposed to be all sweetness and light, right? they're supposed to love everyone and give grace to all. but all that really means is that churches are basically enablers, allowing a lot of fools to continue in their dumbass ways. oh, no, we would't dare call that person an idiot or a dolt, or, i don't know, a FUCKING moron. they're precious and just need to be 'plugged in.' right."

Peter on Football, Part 2

"i don't get 'unnecessary roughness.' it's football, not ballet."

Peter on Bill Gates

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