Peter on Trials

"god sends me trials to piss me off."

Peter on Symbolism

"if it's symbolic, nobody cares.*"

*said to a friend who was describing some artwork

Peter on School, Part 2

"mrs. prosser will whup some ass, but mr prosser wont' do shit. mr prosser be sitting on the couch watching westerns and eating beans.*"

*peter, upon recalling getting a note home to his parents which was addressed to his father, as opposed to his mother. his mother actually wore the pants in the family.

Peter on Holidays, Part 5

"just waiting for the stupid ass holidays to be over so that NORMAL can start back up and everyone who is joyous will get back to being down-trodden by the man once again. like it should be.*"

*peter's response when asked what he was up to between Christmas and new years.

Peter on JC Penny

"jc penny should be totally ashamed of themselves for selling the crap that they do to innocent, stupid people like dale T."

Peter on Deer

"they live in the fuckin' forest. there's people out foraging for berries and shit out there. every time we're there somebody will look out the window and yell DEER! dale T be yellin' 'DEEEERR! THERE'S A DEER LOOK AT DA DEEER A DEEEERRRR!' you mention deer in the house people run, honest to fuckin' God. like moses parting the red motherfucking sea. these people, whatever they were doing at the time, whatever they were planning, whatever they had in their hands, STOPPED. whatever the fuck was going on STOPPED. they drop their shit and they run to the fuckin' window. honest to God i have never seen so many people run to a fucking window."