Peter on Going Green

"i'm telling you what, the next motherfucker that tell me to go green, is going to go size 13*!"

*peter's shoe size, inserted in the rectum

Peter on Slain in the Spirit Videos

"it's making me hate religion... all over again"*

*watching youtube videos of people getting "slain in the spirit"

Peter on NASCAR, Part 2

"there are only a select group of people who would be watching it at the time it's taking place. they would be your hicks, your low-lives, your country jerk offs, and my step mom. cater to them, not me! the day i watch nASScar is the day i put a shoot gun in my mouth and end it all. you have to be a pretty worthless, depressed person to enjoy watching hicks with pepsi logos on their cars drive in circles all afternoon."