Peter on Bioshock Infinite

"I cavity-searched the game. At least I felt like I did!"

Peter on Bioshock Infinite

"I cavity-searched the game. At least I felt like I did."

Peter on the New Tomb Raider

"All that game - all that Tomb Raider - fucking needed was some fuckin' T-Rex's and some dick! And some 'I AM TUROK!' and some little triangles... little gold triangles. That's all it needed."

Peter on Making Money on the Internet

"I'd do anything for a dime! I'd play with my dick for a dime! For 25 followers!"

Peter on the Internet

"I'm not stupid enough to assume I'm always gonna have an internet connection."

Peter on Nintendo

No, Reggie! No! My body is not ready, Reggie!

Peter on The Love of God

"God loves the tranny more than He loves you for being a fucking asshole!"

Peter on Charities

"Where's the Angry Fucking Cripple charity?!?!?"

Peter on The Shaft

"I'm getting shafted every second of every day!"

Peter on Stressful Lifestyles

"You need to tone the fuck down. Everything else needs to be put on hold...either that or you die."