Peter on Molech

"this fucking moloch owl bullshit is quite honestly giving me the shits! and it sets me the fuck off to the point where i get very uppity! i'm sorry, but until god wants to talk to me on a level i can discern, i don't fucking care any more. dude, people are fucking around with owls... OW-FUCKING-LS! WHY?*"

*just google "bohemian grove"

Peter on The Spiritual World

"the whole 'spirit world' is giving me the shits! i'm sorry, this sight-unseen bullshit is absolutely pissing me off. i don't have time. do you understand that i'm getting fucked by everything i can SEE, now i have to accept the fact that shit i CAN'T SEE is fucking me as well!?"

Peter on Charity

"the problem is that i have both my shoes. if i didn't, then people would feel sorry for me and give to me. see, when you are 400 lbs and bitter, no one cares."

Peter on Rush and Hannity

"oh, oh, oh! rush will be on hannity tonight! that's like watching one horse take a shit and the other rolling in it."

Peter on Sega

"sega is like a mildly retarded, blind in one eye, deaf in both ears, lovable old dog. you hate to see him go, but you can't let him suffer any longer, either. "

Peter on Lara Croft From Tomb Raider

"what does this make it now, about the 5th time they've retooled her? i wouldn't mind retooling her either, but that story is for another time."

Peter on Conflict Resolution

"the answer to 99% of all problems is this: shut the fuck up! if more people realized this the world would be sweetness and light!"

Peter on Homosexuality, Part 2

"my take on homosexuality: what is the point?

if homosexuality is right, and normal, and 'how you were born' then shut the fuck up about it. really. who pisses their pants over the fact that the grass is green? if it’s so normal, then people need to start acting like it! i mean, i have 10 toes, yet you don’t see me standing naked up on the roof yelling for all to hear about how grand it is that my digits are all intact!"