Peter on New Years

"do humans really need another holiday to dance, drink and fuck?*"

*said upon witnessing the new years party in times square

Peter on Holidays, Part 5

"just waiting for the stupid ass holidays to be over so that NORMAL can start back up and everyone who is joyous will get back to being down-trodden by the man once again. like it should be.*"

*peter's response when asked what he was up to between Christmas and new years.

Peter on Holidays, Part 4

"the holidays over! get with the program - reality is a knockin'!*"

*spoken to a friend who didn't immediately meet peter's demands, using the holidays as an excuse for his delay.

Peter on Holidays, Part 3

"family holidays: rectal probes that we all must endure, ones that are so filled with promise yet seem never to deliver."

Peter on Holidays, Part 2

"i hate when people have to run off to their families. me, i'm trying to get away from mine, and they just wont go."

Peter on Holidays

"holidays suck! this may seem harsh, but you’ve never spent the holidays with my family! it’s just not a happy thanksgiving unless the words 'lazy bastard,' 'get a job,' 'cut your hair, you bum,' a whole plethora of curse words including my holiday favorite: 'you fucking son of a bitch!' i mean i feel the love, i really, really do!"