Peter on Football, Part 4

"seeing morgan freeman commercials during football makes my nipples hard."

Peter on "The Reaping"

"i just got done watching The Reaping and it's an interesting movie. a little simple, yes, but not without its twists.

hillary swank is fucking awesome in this movie. here, she's the hottest that i've ever seen her. great T and A action going on; she kinda looks like t'pol from enterprise, but not as gangly and way hotter... if that were possible.

anyway, "The Reaping" is worth renting just to see her breasty tank top number."

Peter on Motivation, Part 4

"i'm just saying: i want fries with my drink and i want balls with my slacks. chop, chop, now!"

Peter on Iran

"i say if iran wants some nukes... let's give them a few dozen."

Peter on Good Times

"my back broke, my microwave broke, my spirit broke... good times!!"

Peter on New York State

"we need to change new york state from "new york", to NEW FUCK! instead of calling it "upstate," call it UP FUCK! instead of NY, NY, call it fuckfuck, FU. instead of nyc, call it newFUCKcity."

Peter on Hope, Part 2

"i got jack shit... actually, i didn't even get that much."

Peter on Bill Gates, Part 2

"google “bill fuck gates“ and tell me he can't afford better hair."

Peter on Bill Gates

"only pain and suffering are down this road my friend*"

*going back to a PC after the mac died

Peter on Satanic Protection

"i'd rather throw it* over my left nut!"

*salt, to ward off the evil one

Peter on Destiny

"i'm not a real man, i'm a prosser."