Peter on Blood

"...there's blood in the corn!*"

*a reference to stephen king's "the stand" and to the fact that peter often rips his gums on the cob of his corn whilst tearing the sweet nuggets from hence.

Peter on Clothing

"when you're topping about 400, the term “one size fits all“ doesn't really apply any more!"

Peter on Eunuchs

"eunuchs are not cool."

Peter on Procreation

"if you insist on having kids, and know deep down inside that the kid is ugly, please dont be taking pictures. you know a child with jagged buckteeth is NOT cute!!!"

Peter on Wellbeing

"i feel like crap, but ironically, look like crap, too... so i guess it all evens out sideways somehow."

Peter on Life, Part 14

"well, life would be worth living then!"*

*...i went to the doctors and he asked me "if life was worth living," and i said, "i guess so why?" he then tells that i should get a scooter, so say to him, "well life would be worth living then!" i don't think he got that i was joking.

Peter on Twitter

"why are there word limits in 2009?"

Peter on Life Without the Internet

"being without the internet feels like dying and finding out that god is cap'in lou wit' rubber bands on his face/neck/breast/chest and head."