Peter on Football, Part 6

"i want to see the saints go down, only because they annoy me... damn it, these mardi-gras motherfuckers are givin' me the shits."

Peter on The Truth and The Consequences, Part 2

"i'm sorry, when i'm doing shit, if the dog get in the way of the tv, the dog get kicked."

Peter on Defecation

"a larger-sized woman does not go 'POTTY,' she 'EXCRETES,' ok?"

Peter on Colds

"you got phlegm and snot in your mouth? there's something not right and that's all i got to say about it! there's nothing good about it. do you wanna swallow it? well, outta sight, outta mind. but the problem is when you swallow the shit don't go down because the shit's in the throat!"

Peter on Saving Money

"i'm sorry, my life does NOT rotate around 30 cent savings! see, back in the day when you had no food and/or money, you worry about 30 cents. but times have changed! i’ll give you a buck 30 just to shut the fuck up!"

Peter on Communication

"i tend to say shit other people regret hearing!"

Peter on "Depends"

"depends are for the shits, and that's what you're giving me with your non-forward thinking."*

*peter, spoken over instant message, in response to a friend who stated: " it depends on a lot... i could buy it** this second but i've got other things to deal with... more money, more problems."

**the x-box 360