Peter on Defecation

"a larger-sized woman does not go 'POTTY,' she 'EXCRETES,' ok?"

Peter on Jokes

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Peter on Bill Gates

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Peter on Football

"eli* looks like he wants to watch movies with horses in them."

*manning, QB of the NY giants

Peter on Destiny

"you love it*; this was all planned out before time. just get on board and enjoy the ride. me, i'd rather get off - in more than one way - but i guess i have to live it for others' amusement!"

*the woe that is his life.

Peter on Homosexuality

"i embrace the 'love that dare not speak its name.' not to the point of taking cock in the ass or mouth, but to the point of enjoying the exploits of said love... perhaps."