Peter on Relationships

"relationships? no. i don't need to hear every freakin' day about how bad my life is and how she* wished she never met me... i don't need my mother back."

*whatever random woman might lower herself to become involved with me only to realize she hadn't yet truly suffered in life.

Peter on Septic Tanks

"I ALMOST DIED IN A FUCKING SEPTIC TANK! I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE PISSED!"

Peter on Sickness

"when you're sick, what the fuck do you wanna do? you wanna shut the fuck up and sleep!

Peter on Old People

"i love my grandmother, i really do. but on the other hand i simply just hate old people. so it's a conflict of interest for me"

Peter on His Father's Fornication

"do what ever you want, just don’t do it at the house!*”

*said to his father mere months before the house was taken over by the new girlfriend

Peter on The Great Depression

"i understand that the depression was a bitch, but i get depressed just hearing about it and - quite frankly - it gives me the shits! that was 19-nothing, this is 2008! die or get the fuck over it!"

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 2

"i just took my pain pills and i'm ready to race!*"

*spoken to a friend via instant messenger while waiting for him to come back to play mario kart ds.

Peter on His Bad Side

"don't be getting on my bad side... either of them."