Peter on The N Word

"get the fuck over it, cowboy the fuck up, and grow a set of man slacks, ok?"

Peter on Failure, Part 2

"i fail so that others may live."

Peter on Symbolism

"if it's symbolic, nobody cares.*"

*said to a friend who was describing some artwork

Peter on The Circle of Safety, Part 3

"seriously, there's a circle of safety. the circle of safety is about ten/fifteen feet around me."

Peter on Family Feuds

"i said to him*, 'what, you called the cops on me for telling the truth?' and he says to me, 'dat’s truth from yer point of view!' correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s called an OPINION you fuckwit! a truth is a truth no matter where it’s coming from!"

*spoken about dale T, after the man harassed peter on trumped up charges