Peter on God

"i don't know what i did to piss God off... other than say "fuck you" to Him the other day, but that's beside the case."

Peter on Septic Tanks

"I ALMOST DIED IN A FUCKING SEPTIC TANK! I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE PISSED!"

Peter on Stickers

"stickers piss me off. any sticker. i don't give a fuck what it is, where it is, how it is - unless it's like a scratch-n-sniff kinda sticker."