Peter on Friendship

"i'm not 1-800-call-a-buddy."

Peter on Disappointment

"i'm just very disappointed. i'm disappointed in you. i'm very disappointed with my life, i'm disappointed in your progress in my life."

Peter on Understanding

"i tell you* more about my life than you even know about yours."

a friend who accused peter of not being forthcoming with information.

Peter on Wrongs

"your constant fucking around wounds me greatly, and the fact that i have to explain it means you A) are wrong and B) are outta touch with reality."

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 2

"i just took my pain pills and i'm ready to race!*"

*spoken to a friend via instant messenger while waiting for him to come back to play mario kart ds.

Peter on Timezones, Part 2

"these people and their fucking timezones! if you wanna move, guess what? WALK AROUND THE FUCKING HOUSE. that's all the fuckin' movement you need for the day. these people who CANNOT find a fuckin' spot and stay the fuck HOME - that's all you gotta do! pick a spot and STAY THE FUCK HOME! that's it. there's no going past go, collecting 200 dollars, you stay the fuck home! no more, no less!"

Peter on "Depends"

"depends are for the shits, and that's what you're giving me with your non-forward thinking."*

*peter, spoken over instant message, in response to a friend who stated: " it depends on a lot... i could buy it** this second but i've got other things to deal with... more money, more problems."

**the x-box 360