Peter on Procreation

"if you insist on having kids, and know deep down inside that the kid is ugly, please dont be taking pictures. you know a child with jagged buckteeth is NOT cute!!!"

Peter on Family Feuds, Part 3

"my grandmother can’t…nay, WON’T accept the fact that dale T’s a whore and that he has moved on with his pitiful, mustached life. his lies and his fornication are just too much for her to handle!"

Peter on His Father's Fornication

"do what ever you want, just don’t do it at the house!*”

*said to his father mere months before the house was taken over by the new girlfriend