Peter on Relationships

"relationships? no. i don't need to hear every freakin' day about how bad my life is and how she* wished she never met me... i don't need my mother back."

*whatever random woman might lower herself to become involved with me only to realize she hadn't yet truly suffered in life.

Peter on Lesbians

"let's all face it: the women you wish were lesbians aren't."

Peter on Tattoos

"tattooed babes are just... no! i’m sorry, i can’t stand tattoos. well, ok. maybe a small one, but i can't take the girls that get the sistine chapel on their backs, i really can't."

Peter on Video Game Etiquette, Part 3

"i got this stupid woman emailing me from the site saying she agreed with me* and wanted to know if i wanted to play with her and her husband. no, bitch! you single and you good looking? maybe. but not if you got a husband. i don't wanna be playing with you. i mean, jeez. i don't wanna be playin' with some old woman and her husband. you about 22 to 28 and you're attractive? you know, then i wouldn't mind playing with you. see, the problem is that i'm a realist. i ain't got time for that kinda shit."

*a video gaming forum

Peter on Women, Part 2

"i'm not saying i grasp, you know, a woman's every desire, but i have some clue as what NOT to do."

Peter on Women

"to me, women are vindictive bitches 99% of the time."