Peter on The Unknown

"you can't know how great the unknown is because, uh, it's the unknown. so to me the whole concept of God is very stupid to me. i'm not saying anything against God, i'm just saying that the concept thereof is very stupid to me because you can't understand the concept of how great the unknown is if you can't comprehend how FUCKIN' GREAT THE UNKNOWN IS!"

Peter on The Great Depression, Part 2

"so i gotta take it and i gotta hide it from her* while she's in the store cause if she sees it she'll be like 'oh, oh, oh that's 30 cents cheaper at great american**!' i don't care. i don't give a fuck. i know it's 30 cents cheaper, i don't give a fuck, thank you, no! see, you can't explain something to somebody like that because to them when something is on sale it's golden and when it's not you should live without it. you can't talk to somebody like that, you can't reason with somebody like that."

*peter's grandmother
**eastern united states regional super market

Peter on Milk

"i don't like the great american* milk. i just don't. i don't like, i don't like, i don't like it. i like the big fuck M* milk, so i get the big fuck M milk. it might not be 30 cents cheaper but i don't care. i don't care. if i want the shit i'm gonna drink the shit and it's gonna be proper."

*eastern united states regional super market

Peter on Saving Money

"i'm sorry, my life does NOT rotate around 30 cent savings! see, back in the day when you had no food and/or money, you worry about 30 cents. but times have changed! i’ll give you a buck 30 just to shut the fuck up!"

Peter on The Great Depression

"i understand that the depression was a bitch, but i get depressed just hearing about it and - quite frankly - it gives me the shits! that was 19-nothing, this is 2008! die or get the fuck over it!"