Peter on School, Part 3

"mr. prosser didn't address shit, ever*. he's got no spine at all. worthless as a father, bare minimum worthless as a human being!"

*peter, still commentating on getting notes home from school addressed to his father.

Peter on School, Part 2

"mrs. prosser will whup some ass, but mr prosser wont' do shit. mr prosser be sitting on the couch watching westerns and eating beans.*"

*peter, upon recalling getting a note home to his parents which was addressed to his father, as opposed to his mother. his mother actually wore the pants in the family.

Peter on School

"the ultimate question is why aren't these kids in school? it's august for God's sake. what are they doing outta school? see, the problem is i never had summer vacation. i was in school 24/7. i was in school all day. back then school was your CAREER, quote unquote. now it's just a hobby to these kids."