Peter on Life, Part 10

"i'm not unhappy about being 400 pounds. i'm unhappy because every person around me is an asshole."

Peter on Dale T, Part 2

"i'm just trying to figure out the idea. i'm just trying to figure out what it is about dale T that she feels she needs to have in her life. ok? she's just looking for a cheap date? you know, maybe someone to rachet up some shit around her house? i don't know. i mean, if she's lookin' for a handy man that's about the only thing that dale T's got that's a redeeming quality."

Peter on Dale T

"but dale T on the other hand... i mean, it's dale T, for Christ's sake. i mean, eh, whu, ah, seh, ur, uh.... see, i'm all flustered. i can't even speak proper. but seriously, the man has nothing. you understand that? the only thing the man has is his guns. his guns and his hunting. that's it. and his coins. his overpriced replica coins."

Peter on Dale T's Social Life, Part 3

"the shit needs the kibosh put down upon it!"

Peter on Dale T's Social Life

"i have no clue why the man feels he needs a social life. i don't get it. i don't wanna get it. i wanna know nothing about it, ok?"