Peter on School, Part 3

"mr. prosser didn't address shit, ever*. he's got no spine at all. worthless as a father, bare minimum worthless as a human being!"

*peter, still commentating on getting notes home from school addressed to his father.

Peter on Dale T, Part 8

"i should 5446* his ass."

*take a guess

Peter on Disownment

"disownment* is a funny thing."

*disownment: the state of being kicked out of house and home, rejected by kith and kin, and violated by family, state, weather patterns, time zones, and God.

Peter on Dale T, Part 5

"dale T. is a big ass baby, so something as simple as getting a shot could very well set him over the deep end of reality, leave him plummeting out of control, spiraling into a deep void that is, in reality, his life, and causing him to lose his bladder and mind."

Peter on Anal Probes, Part 2

"there’s nothing grander then the thought of an anal probe and dale T. the term and the man are as one."

Peter on Dale T's Nuts

"dale T just sits there enjoying his nuts, fidgeting, and every now and then he’ll crack one open and yell out, “hey, woman! look, it’s rotten in side!” he will then proceed to eat it anyway. nut after mixed nut is being cracked open, each one going to his sprightly little lips so that his buckteeth can gnaw away at the nutty goodness inside each half shell. after a while he looks over and says to me, “what? yew wanna nut too, boy?” and with that he belts one over at my head with all his might, hitting me in the face for all he’s worth just like a good father should."

Peter on Dale T, Part 2

"i'm just trying to figure out the idea. i'm just trying to figure out what it is about dale T that she feels she needs to have in her life. ok? she's just looking for a cheap date? you know, maybe someone to rachet up some shit around her house? i don't know. i mean, if she's lookin' for a handy man that's about the only thing that dale T's got that's a redeeming quality."