Peter on Clothing

"when you're topping about 400, the term “one size fits all“ doesn't really apply any more!"

Peter on Dale T, Part 9

"dale t was a prick, but as long as he's bringing subway sandwiches, he's allowed into the house."

Peter on Sympathy and Canes

"you see someone with a cane, there's sympathy. you see a 400 lb man wandering around the chip aisle with a cane, there's no sympathy."

Peter on Charity

"the problem is that i have both my shoes. if i didn't, then people would feel sorry for me and give to me. see, when you are 400 lbs and bitter, no one cares."

Peter on Life, Part 10

"i'm not unhappy about being 400 pounds. i'm unhappy because every person around me is an asshole."

Peter on Winning a Heart, Part 2

"see, the thought was there, and there was food. i'm 400 lbs, there's food. that's how you win me."