Peter on Life, Part 7

"i want to get a life but, you see, that ain't happenin'. some times you got to do what you got to do when you can do it."

Peter on Pretty in Pink

"dear God, at 300 lbs the term 'pretty in pink' does not apply!!"

Peter on Life, Part 4

"well, if i had more money i could buy numbers 1 and 3, so...*"

*spoken in response to the question 'what if you could buy love, money, and hope?'

Peter on Life, Part 3

"nothing. still no love, no money, no hope.*"

*spoken in response to the question 'so what's new in the world?'

Peter on "Depends"

"depends are for the shits, and that's what you're giving me with your non-forward thinking."*

*peter, spoken over instant message, in response to a friend who stated: " it depends on a lot... i could buy it** this second but i've got other things to deal with... more money, more problems."

**the x-box 360