Peter on Error

"the error is yyyoooooooouuuuuuuuu!*"

*microsoft

Peter on Failure, Part 2

"i fail so that others may live."

Peter on Failure

“your father fell into the dip tank* again.**”

*a wire milling device that consists of a well of oil sludge and a swiftly spinning bail of wire.
**what peter's mother use to tell him when he was a child at every instance of his father - dale T - failing at life.

Peter on Dale T, Part 4

"dale T. is a man of many talents, yet he is one to find himself in places he’d rather not be. no matter how much he tries he never seems to win - be it his work, his family, his church, his sexual orientation - something always seems to go south for the man."

Peter on Effort

"try as you must, fail as you do."