Peter on Dale T, Part 10

"dale T has been - as a collective whole - a worthless father, a worthless husband, and as the small bottle of blue pills would suggest, a worthless lover, too."

Peter on Dale T's Nuts

"dale T just sits there enjoying his nuts, fidgeting, and every now and then he’ll crack one open and yell out, “hey, woman! look, it’s rotten in side!” he will then proceed to eat it anyway. nut after mixed nut is being cracked open, each one going to his sprightly little lips so that his buckteeth can gnaw away at the nutty goodness inside each half shell. after a while he looks over and says to me, “what? yew wanna nut too, boy?” and with that he belts one over at my head with all his might, hitting me in the face for all he’s worth just like a good father should."