Peter on Bill Gates

"only pain and suffering are down this road my friend*"

*going back to a PC after the mac died

Peter on Pain, Part 2

"well, 'good news' is anything that doesn't involve rectal bleeding, i guess."

Peter on Pain

"my back don’t give a damn about nice tidings and wishful thoughts."

Peter on P0rn

"a 4 minute p0rno is much like a 4 minute erection. at first it seems good, but in the end doesn't amount to much."

Peter on Reality, Part 2

"i need to be taken away from this hell and put in a large room where i can live out the rest of my days."

Peter on Woe

"i take great pride in the fact that i've made grown adults cry"

Peter on Difficult Circumstances

"i've been doing a damn good job with what i don't have!"