Peter on Bitching, Part 2

"expect it! expect the bitches! expect the bitches to commence! ok? expect it!"

Peter on Reality, Part 2

"i need to be taken away from this hell and put in a large room where i can live out the rest of my days."

Peter on Abortion Rights

"sure, i support abortion rights. if i ever did have kids, an abortion would be in order: me!"

Peter on Difficult Circumstances

"i've been doing a damn good job with what i don't have!"