Peter on P0rn, Part 4

"do you understand what internet porn has done for the industry of life?"

Peter on P0rn, Part 3

"internet p0rn is a godsend!"

Peter on P0rn, Part 2

"i’m not into that romantic p0rn. you know, that shit for couples? sure, if i were part of a couple and she wanted to watch it with me, that’s different. but when you’re pleasing for one, you don’t need to have all the frilly shit!"

Peter on Algore

"it's the only thing algore did right! i mean, where would life be with out p0rn?*"

*spoken after algore claimed to invent the internet**
**"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet ." - Algore, during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN on March 9, 1999.

Peter on P0rn

"a 4 minute p0rno is much like a 4 minute erection. at first it seems good, but in the end doesn't amount to much."