Peter on Baby Parties, Part 2

"you wanna have cake? you know how you do it? you go down to your local walmart, you pick up a four dollar fucking cake, you take it to the house, and you cream each other's lips with it, and you giggle - HA HA HA - and talk about your girlie shit."

Peter on Woe

"i take great pride in the fact that i've made grown adults cry"