Peter on Football, Part 3

"because he* loves horses, there is no glory** as long as there are horses around.***"

*eli manning
**personal glory
***to take the glory upon themselves

Peter on Legs

"......pffftt *farting loudly*, OOHHH MAH LEGS WENT OUT!"

Peter on Horse Love

"i don't see the horse thing* as being sexual (though don't quote me on that), but as more of a lust for ponies. like a love for westerns and shit."

*peter believes NFL quarterback eli manning has a strong interest in horses

Peter on Football

"eli* looks like he wants to watch movies with horses in them."

*manning, QB of the NY giants