Peter on Shopping

"this is why the aliens wont come and give us all their knowledge: because of our fucking usage of NASCAR shopping carts for kids."

Peter on NASCAR, Part 2

"there are only a select group of people who would be watching it at the time it's taking place. they would be your hicks, your low-lives, your country jerk offs, and my step mom. cater to them, not me! the day i watch nASScar is the day i put a shoot gun in my mouth and end it all. you have to be a pretty worthless, depressed person to enjoy watching hicks with pepsi logos on their cars drive in circles all afternoon."

Peter on Country Music, Part 3

"if you've heard one country song then you have A) pretty much heard them all, and B) have heard enough."

Peter on NASCAR

"i hate NASCAR people. i hate em. i hate them. i hate hillybilly, lowbred hicks. i hate country music motherfuckers."

Peter on Lite Beer

"i don't get lite beer. either drink real beer, or don't, but don't tease my ass with half-assed beer. i'm sorry, lite beer is like decaf coffee and diet soda: worthless shit that isn't needed within reality."