Peter on Conflict Resolution

"the answer to 99% of all problems is this: shut the fuck up! if more people realized this the world would be sweetness and light!"

Peter on Country Music, Part 3

"if you've heard one country song then you have A) pretty much heard them all, and B) have heard enough."

Peter on India

"i'm sorry, but if you are an american there ain't jack diddly you need in india... EVER!"

Peter on Phones, Part 2

"there are some folks who just don’t get it. when the answering machine starts up and says, 'please leave a message after the beep…BEEEP' you can clearly hear the caller in the background talking to someone else, not hearing the message at all, and they then prove this by starting off with a joyfully giddy, 'hello?…hello?…HELLL-OH? *sigh* CLICK!' like i’m somehow the one at fault for their lack of ability to grasp the fucking situation? this, to me, should be punishable by death and death alone!"

Peter on Phones

"why are stupid people allowed to have telephones? i mean really, there should be a law - or a ban at least - for this type of crime!"