Peter on Life Without the Internet

"being without the internet feels like dying and finding out that god is cap'in lou wit' rubber bands on his face/neck/breast/chest and head."

Peter on P0rn, Part 4

"do you understand what internet porn has done for the industry of life?"

Peter on P0rn, Part 3

"internet p0rn is a godsend!"

Peter on Algore

"it's the only thing algore did right! i mean, where would life be with out p0rn?*"

*spoken after algore claimed to invent the internet**
**"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet ." - Algore, during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN on March 9, 1999.