Peter on Phones, Part 2

"there are some folks who just don’t get it. when the answering machine starts up and says, 'please leave a message after the beep…BEEEP' you can clearly hear the caller in the background talking to someone else, not hearing the message at all, and they then prove this by starting off with a joyfully giddy, 'hello?…hello?…HELLL-OH? *sigh* CLICK!' like i’m somehow the one at fault for their lack of ability to grasp the fucking situation? this, to me, should be punishable by death and death alone!"

Peter on Solitude

"see it’s not that i’m anti-social, i just hate people. it’s nothing personal. don’t call me, don’t bug me! i know you mean well but you’re pissing me off! EMAIL is the word of the day around here! you want me, then you email me. but you call me, I get angry! it’s rather simple when you figure out the rules."

Peter on Life, Part 6

"life doesn’t suck, just all the other people in it."