"i really don’t get why the man* needs a phone at all. he has no friends, no one for him to call, and no one to call him so there is no point in wasting $150 on yet another electronic device that will either break or just end up in a cupboard and left for dead. we all know that within a few months the novelty will wear off and the mighty phone that now proudly reads 'dale T" when lit up will be no more."
*dale T.
Showing posts with label phones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phones. Show all posts
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Peter on Phones, Part 2
"there are some folks who just don’t get it. when the answering machine starts up and says, 'please leave a message after the beep…BEEEP' you can clearly hear the caller in the background talking to someone else, not hearing the message at all, and they then prove this by starting off with a joyfully giddy, 'hello?…hello?…HELLL-OH? *sigh* CLICK!' like i’m somehow the one at fault for their lack of ability to grasp the fucking situation? this, to me, should be punishable by death and death alone!"
Peter on Phones
"why are stupid people allowed to have telephones? i mean really, there should be a law - or a ban at least - for this type of crime!"
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