Peter on Fulfillment

"i'm bent over sideways with excitement.*"

*what peter said after relating to his friend that he was soon to take receipt of a widescreen TV, a meal from burger king, and an episode of online game play via xbox live.

Peter on P0rn, Part 3

"internet p0rn is a godsend!"

Peter on P0rn, Part 2

"i’m not into that romantic p0rn. you know, that shit for couples? sure, if i were part of a couple and she wanted to watch it with me, that’s different. but when you’re pleasing for one, you don’t need to have all the frilly shit!"

Peter on Knowing Jesus

"i'm a firm believer believer that if you believe in jesus christ you should rule the fuckin' galaxy. you should rule the galaxy, any one you wanna pick! pick one - ehhh - that's the one i wanna rule."

Peter on Anger

"i need my pissed-off-ness to go forth."