Peter on Taxes, Part 2

"they should put a tax of 50 cents on every fool lawmaker who says stupid shit. trust me, we'd be rollin' in surplus cash."

Peter on Taxes

"obesity tax? yeah, it's worked for me. the miracle cure. cut out soda."

Peter on Algore

"it's the only thing algore did right! i mean, where would life be with out p0rn?*"

*spoken after algore claimed to invent the internet**
**"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet ." - Algore, during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN on March 9, 1999.

Peter on Government, Part 2

"when it comes to the government, they are some of the most unreliable motherfuckers i've ever seen!"

Peter on Instanity

"i'm tellin' you! mark it the fuck down, mark it the fuck down on yer little calendar - it's gonna happen just the way i predicted it! i guarantee it! i guaran-fuckin'-tee it! because i've been given insight! because i'm a fuckin' idiot! i have nothing! i have to sit around and think of this shit all fuckin' day - this is all i dooo! like a doomsday fuckin' senario! i should be working for the government!"

Peter on Government, Part 2

"i'm a firm believer that i've lost my mind because of all this bullshit with the government! i believe it and, you know what, i'm not even going to try to correct myself. i'm going to LIVE in the fuckin' insanity and i'm going to enjoy it!"

Peter on Chem Trails, Part 2

"you realize an hour ago there were no clouds? no clouds in the area, no clouds coming toward my house. there were no clouds. i looked... i looked! there were no clouds coming. now it's gonna fuckin' rain? it's starting to get dark? i looked at the radar, i looked at the shit. i'm telling you, they're fuckin' doin' it! they're fuckin' with the weather!"

Peter on Chem Trails

"of course if they would stop seeding my fucking skyline there wouldn't be any rain at all. dude, i'm telling you, i'm telling you, you mark my fucking words, they are seeding shit in the fuckin' atmosphere. i guarantee you - i would bet my genital region on it. i sat here and watched 'em fuckin' do it."

Peter on Government

"see, i'm all for my government asking me never to go outside again"