Peter on The Truth and The Consequences

"i’m not asking for the goddamn mountains to crumble here, just that you fucking liars eat shit and tell the truth for once!"

Peter on Instanity

"i'm tellin' you! mark it the fuck down, mark it the fuck down on yer little calendar - it's gonna happen just the way i predicted it! i guarantee it! i guaran-fuckin'-tee it! because i've been given insight! because i'm a fuckin' idiot! i have nothing! i have to sit around and think of this shit all fuckin' day - this is all i dooo! like a doomsday fuckin' senario! i should be working for the government!"

Peter on Gainful Employment, Part 2

"if there was a job, there would be money. of course, who's gonna hire a 400 pound cripple? you know? and even when i could get around better, back in, you know, the late '90s - early 2000's... seriously, who's going to hire a 400 pound plus person who's not qualified for anything?"