Peter on Instanity

"i'm tellin' you! mark it the fuck down, mark it the fuck down on yer little calendar - it's gonna happen just the way i predicted it! i guarantee it! i guaran-fuckin'-tee it! because i've been given insight! because i'm a fuckin' idiot! i have nothing! i have to sit around and think of this shit all fuckin' day - this is all i dooo! like a doomsday fuckin' senario! i should be working for the government!"

Peter on the Bible

"i don't want to read what it says because i want to live in my DELUUUUUUUSION! i don't want to read what it says because i don't like what it says!