Peter on Dale T, Part 4

"dale T. is a man of many talents, yet he is one to find himself in places he’d rather not be. no matter how much he tries he never seems to win - be it his work, his family, his church, his sexual orientation - something always seems to go south for the man."

Peter on Rusty Roller Skate Wheels

"who the fuck in their right mind would want to a busted up, rusty, shitty set of roller skate wheels? the man* should have been slapped in the back of the fucking head that day, not applauded and treated as a hero for his “you never know” moments!"

*peter's grandfather