"no. there's absolutely no need for something like that*. unless you are related - closely. 'oh my cousin's sister's uncle's bobbie's cousin's brother...' wha, who? what the fuck? NO! n-n-n-n-no! you don't need to go to that party!"
*attending the birthday party of the offspring of a friend or coworker.
Showing posts with label baby party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby party. Show all posts
Friday, November 7, 2008
Peter on Baby Parties, Part 3
"nobody in the fucking free world with more than two active brain cells needs to go to a five-year-old's party. especially if you ain't related. if you ain't related, you don't need to be at the kid's party EVER! you understand me? EVER. NEVER EVER EVER NEVER!"
Peter on Baby Parties, Part 2
"you wanna have cake? you know how you do it? you go down to your local walmart, you pick up a four dollar fucking cake, you take it to the house, and you cream each other's lips with it, and you giggle - HA HA HA - and talk about your girlie shit."
Peter on Baby Parties
"a five-year-old kid ain't gonna remember you were at the party. if you need to get together and gab, go to the bitches house on a tuesday, a thursday, a wednesday. you don't need a baby party to go to. it's that simple. you do not need to go to the baby's party just to get together and gab."
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