Peter on Homosexuality, Part 2

"my take on homosexuality: what is the point?

if homosexuality is right, and normal, and 'how you were born' then shut the fuck up about it. really. who pisses their pants over the fact that the grass is green? if it’s so normal, then people need to start acting like it! i mean, i have 10 toes, yet you don’t see me standing naked up on the roof yelling for all to hear about how grand it is that my digits are all intact!"

Peter on Bush and Shoes

"dude, name me one american (other than ma bush) who doesn't want to throw something at bush?*"

*spoken after a friend mentioned the now infamous shoe throwing incident in iraq.

Peter on Perspective, Part 2

"get this. 90+ people just died in india today. here in america bush just pardoned a fucking turkey. put that in perspective."

Peter on Armageddon, Part 2

"arma-fuck-geddon is upon us and i want my front row seat for it, dammit!*"

*spoken as a general statement about the state of the world in 21st century america.