Peter on Bob's Game

"the day i pay money for a game called 'bob's game' is the day i stick rabid wolverines into my colon."

Peter on Lara Croft From Tomb Raider

"what does this make it now, about the 5th time they've retooled her? i wouldn't mind retooling her either, but that story is for another time."

Peter on WiiFit

"nothing, there is a 330 bls limit... sooo, i could put my right nut on it and hope for the best.*"

*when asked what he would do with a nintendo wiifit.