Peter on Rice Crispy Treats

"i have 4 boxes of rice fuck crispys and no milk... talk about being screwed."

Peter on Milk

"i don't like the great american* milk. i just don't. i don't like, i don't like, i don't like it. i like the big fuck M* milk, so i get the big fuck M milk. it might not be 30 cents cheaper but i don't care. i don't care. if i want the shit i'm gonna drink the shit and it's gonna be proper."

*eastern united states regional super market