Peter on Phones, Part 3

"i really don’t get why the man* needs a phone at all. he has no friends, no one for him to call, and no one to call him so there is no point in wasting $150 on yet another electronic device that will either break or just end up in a cupboard and left for dead. we all know that within a few months the novelty will wear off and the mighty phone that now proudly reads 'dale T" when lit up will be no more."

*dale T.