Peter on Anal Probes

"whenever things in life go wrong (or just not right) the term 'anal probe' comes to mind. think of it as a conditioned response. how it would feel to get his nuts run over by a dump truck? anal probe. what's it like to be cast out homeless by your own kith and kin? anal probe. so when it comes to something of bullshit taking place it's just basic reality that the idea of an anal probe rears its ugly head."

Peter on Perspective

"my life is nothing more than a cosmic joke for God and satan to sit around - all shit-faced like the King from burger king - trying to find new ways to jag my ass. i understand my role in their earthly skits and amusements."