Peter on Perspective, Part 2

"get this. 90+ people just died in india today. here in america bush just pardoned a fucking turkey. put that in perspective."

Peter on Perspective

"my life is nothing more than a cosmic joke for God and satan to sit around - all shit-faced like the King from burger king - trying to find new ways to jag my ass. i understand my role in their earthly skits and amusements."