Peter on Horoscopes

"so my horoscope today read: 'with your wit, charm and verbal communication skills you could set the right heart aflutter and start a new romance that could last forever.' and i'm thinking to myself, 'shit, the only heart i've made flutter lately was my own the last time i ate a jelly filled doughnut!'"

Peter on Winning a Heart, Part 3

"you gotta understand. i'm not a complex person. you give me $20 or some food. honestly, you could drizzle chocolate on just about anything and i'm yours, ok? that's what i'm talkin' about."

Peter on Winning a Heart

"i'm a firm believer: you wanna win my heart? twenty bucks or dinner. that's it. twenty bucks or something to eat, ok?"