Peter on Family Feuds, Part 2

"we love each other... but we’re better off loving each other from the other room."

Peter on Buffets

"I hate buffets. you stuff your ass, go home, and get hungry an hour or two later. now i'm sitting here looking at a box of 'nutrisystem BBQ sauce over beef, beans and rice' which expired in 2006 and it just ain’t doin’ it for me!"

Peter on Being Alone

"it took me all of 2.2 seconds to realize that I enjoy being alone."