Peter on Hope, Part 3

"now if only i could find a woman with big tits to believe and say the same thing...*"

*comment by peter after a friend said, "you're a bastard and i love it."

Peter on Hope, Part 2

"i got jack shit... actually, i didn't even get that much."

Peter on Hope

"i just hope that the occasional slap to the nuts will be worth it in the end..."

Peter on Starting the Day Right

"all my days start the same: with a splitting headache and no hope for the future."