Peter on WiiFit

"nothing, there is a 330 bls limit... sooo, i could put my right nut on it and hope for the best.*"

*when asked what he would do with a nintendo wiifit.

Peter on Medical Woes, Part 2

"in my physical condition i got nothin' to do except sit around, watch DVDs, play with myself, and play video games. that's it. that's it. there ain't nothing else to do. and the middle one is getting boring, too. how bad is that?"